195-2 at tea

Recently I have rekindled my love for Cricket. It is difficult to keep up with the sport when there is zero coverage on the TV here, but reading reports on the games recently have overflowed my nostalgia cup and I am following the current test match with much interest. Americans, who hate the very concept of a draw, dispite my best efforts can not comprehend a game that can last 5 days without a winner so for them I reproduce this gem of litriture

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in, in the field. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men are out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!